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Press Release

A preview of the statement to-be-released by the Royal Family's Press Secretary (i.e. Right Hand Man) later this evening:

The Royal Family and Government of the Queendom of 06S62 recognise that a Splinter Group has been formed by a hermit and two key members of the Royal Family.

In view of such developments in the Queendom, we have decided to take the following actions:

In keeping with the Queendom's ideals of Truth, Beauty, Freedom and Love, we have decided that we will not try to get rid of the Splinter Group by means of force. Instead, we will engage them in dialogue in order to find out their needs and wants. It is of utmost importance that all subjects are able to fully appreciate our Queen's humour, and that is what we want to achieve through the dialogue.

The full press statement will be released later this evening after the Royal Family convenes in the palace.