[ splinters in the perfect world ]
hello all ye happy people in the fantabulous Queendom. yes this is me, the left hand man of the leader of the splinter group from the queendom itself, the Duke of Orange, the brother-in-law of the 'good' queen of scandalnavia (a.k.a. TimT).
even though this might be old news, we just wanna officially announce right now that we (i.e. TimYeo, TimT, and myself, Weihan) have decided to split from the Queendom and have moved on as rebels to form our own Kingdom, or at least a democratic nation.
Originally we wanted to call our new kingdom the Kingdom of Chocolates, in a bid to gain support of more people, in short, Yinghan, whom we all know would do everything for chocolates. of course, this is also because we have realised that the price of chocolates sold in the bookshop has increased from a dollar to a dollartwenty. so we'd have wanted to strike for a good cause, to bring down the prices of chocolates !
but then in view of our leader, the Duke of Orange, we'll just respect him and allow our nation to be called by his great love for Orange. yes the wondrous citrus fruit. thats all (what were you thinking..?).
okay sorry i kinda sidetracked. anyway the reason why we've split is because the 3 of us were approached by the Queen herself one day during physics tutorial, and with her background as the court jester, she naturally tried to serve us with her platter of jokes. of course, as then loyal citizens of the Queendom, we complied with her and laughed. certainly in a sarcastic way duhh. however, the Queen, mistook the laughter as a sincere one and continued to bombard us with her lame jokes to the breaking point that we could stand. and now we say we can stand no more!
while i'd fathom the Queen saying "then sit lah!" to that statement, i would like to reiterate my point that we cannot take the Queen's lameness anymore and thus have decided to split from the wonderful Queendom you all have, and for the good cause of Oranges, formed the nation of Oranges!
yes yes, certainly, had the right hand man known this he wouldnt have let the left hand man publish this, but the truth is. HE KNOWS ABOUT IT. perhaps, the dear right hand man of the Queendom himself isnt exactly the most infalliable, reliable and trustworthy person the Queendom has ever gotten... you savvy?
oh. no please, dont get me wrong, im most CERTAINLY not trying to imply that PM eugene is a double agent... most definitely not. (:
in any case however, I, Marquis of Seeds, a state of Orange, representing the Duke of Orange (TimT) as well as the co-founder of the nation, the Baron of Double Orange (TimYeo; who else drinks two cartons of orange juice at a go anyway), hereby extend the invitation to any defectors of the Queendom under the tryannical rule of the lame Queen to laugh at her lame jokes to come over to the nation of Orange where everything is just about as democratic and free as Orange, only when it comes to the unquestioning submission to the Orange (we all know who/what) as the symbol of the state.
that being said though, we recognise the full authority of the Dowager, Dowager Su-Ann herself as the rightful ruler of the Queendom due to the fact that there was peace and freedom to laugh or to give a cold stare, to decide if a joke is lame or funny.
But as long as the Queen stays in power now, we shall never leave our ideals of a free, and orangey country!
even though this might be old news, we just wanna officially announce right now that we (i.e. TimYeo, TimT, and myself, Weihan) have decided to split from the Queendom and have moved on as rebels to form our own Kingdom, or at least a democratic nation.
Originally we wanted to call our new kingdom the Kingdom of Chocolates, in a bid to gain support of more people, in short, Yinghan, whom we all know would do everything for chocolates. of course, this is also because we have realised that the price of chocolates sold in the bookshop has increased from a dollar to a dollartwenty. so we'd have wanted to strike for a good cause, to bring down the prices of chocolates !
but then in view of our leader, the Duke of Orange, we'll just respect him and allow our nation to be called by his great love for Orange. yes the wondrous citrus fruit. thats all (what were you thinking..?).
okay sorry i kinda sidetracked. anyway the reason why we've split is because the 3 of us were approached by the Queen herself one day during physics tutorial, and with her background as the court jester, she naturally tried to serve us with her platter of jokes. of course, as then loyal citizens of the Queendom, we complied with her and laughed. certainly in a sarcastic way duhh. however, the Queen, mistook the laughter as a sincere one and continued to bombard us with her lame jokes to the breaking point that we could stand. and now we say we can stand no more!
while i'd fathom the Queen saying "then sit lah!" to that statement, i would like to reiterate my point that we cannot take the Queen's lameness anymore and thus have decided to split from the wonderful Queendom you all have, and for the good cause of Oranges, formed the nation of Oranges!
yes yes, certainly, had the right hand man known this he wouldnt have let the left hand man publish this, but the truth is. HE KNOWS ABOUT IT. perhaps, the dear right hand man of the Queendom himself isnt exactly the most infalliable, reliable and trustworthy person the Queendom has ever gotten... you savvy?
oh. no please, dont get me wrong, im most CERTAINLY not trying to imply that PM eugene is a double agent... most definitely not. (:
in any case however, I, Marquis of Seeds, a state of Orange, representing the Duke of Orange (TimT) as well as the co-founder of the nation, the Baron of Double Orange (TimYeo; who else drinks two cartons of orange juice at a go anyway), hereby extend the invitation to any defectors of the Queendom under the tryannical rule of the lame Queen to laugh at her lame jokes to come over to the nation of Orange where everything is just about as democratic and free as Orange, only when it comes to the unquestioning submission to the Orange (we all know who/what) as the symbol of the state.
that being said though, we recognise the full authority of the Dowager, Dowager Su-Ann herself as the rightful ruler of the Queendom due to the fact that there was peace and freedom to laugh or to give a cold stare, to decide if a joke is lame or funny.
But as long as the Queen stays in power now, we shall never leave our ideals of a free, and orangey country!
